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#1 Jlblue

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 08:36 AM

Now before I get to the comic, I just want to say something. This is NOT my comic. It was made by the former member Master Chief. He made this comic before he sold his legoes, insulted the forums and left. I thought it was an awesome comic despite the harsh conditions surrounding his abandonment of the forum. So, I saved it and decided to repost after forum shutdown, since he isn't around to do it himself. So, without further a do (or however that's supposed to be spelled... tongue.gif ), the complete, unedited Forum Wars.


Forum Wars Episode I: A Base in Distress

In a galaxy far, far away, on the planet Zanitar, we find our hero Falcon at a droid shop making a purchase...

Part I: A Meeting of Sorts

Store Owner: That'll be 300 Credits please.
F: You accept dollar bills?
Store Owner: *mumbles* Fine, fine...

*Falcon hands the store owner $300*


*Store Owner activates assassin droids*

Store Owner: Well, here are your assassin droids, I made them myself you know.
F: Umm, thanks...I guess...



Store Owner: Have a nice day. Ya all come back now.
F: *mumbles* Like I'd ever come back to this dump. What kind of store dosen't even have 4 walls.
Store Owner: What was that?
F: Uh, yeah, sure I'll come back!


*15 minutes later*

F: *Panting* Now why in the world did I park 10 miles away from that store?
Droid 1: Because you are an idiot.
F: Shut up you. Your lucky I even bought you. Anyway, you two can enter the ship from the top. Ships called Liberator by the way. Ain't she a beaut?
Droid 1: Lucky isn't the word I would use. I wouldn't use beaut either...


*Moniter starts beeping*

F: Well looks like we got ourselves a distress call from the Red, White, and Blue Outpost. Offering 1500 Credits too. Hmmm, with that money maybe I could buy myself some decent droids.
Droids: *mumble naughty words*



*Engines start and the Liberator takes off*


*1 hour later the Liberator approaches the RWB Outpost*

Droid 1: I thought you said this ship was fast.
F: I never said that, and quit your complaining. This ship is plenty fast. *Radio Noise* This is Falcon requesting permission to land.
Outpost Operator: Roger that, permission granted. Land your craft in Sector B7.


*Liberator comes in for a landing*



*Commander Jinkins, commander of the RWB outpost, approaches the ship*



CJ: Glad you could make it Mr. Falcon. We need all the help we can get.
F: Well the reward was nice. Hey wait a minute, aren't you guys suppose to be in distress?
CJ: Yes...well sort of...we will be...just follow me inside. It'll all make sense then.


*Falcon follows Commander Jinkins*

CJ: *To guards* Guard the doors.



F: So where's the command center of the base.
CJ: Umm, well you see we...we never put one in, ran out of room...
F: Oh. *mumbles* wow this place might even be worse than the droid store...



CJ: Have a seat.
F: Uhh, I'm kind of stuck. Who in the world designed this place anyway? This has got to be one of the most horribly designed places in the galaxy!
CJ: I, designed...this...place...
F: Oh...idiot...


*CJ turns on view screen*

CJ: As you can see, our intelligence has reported that an attempt by the Empire will be made to take over this outpost.
F: *Thinks to himself* What kind of idiot would want this place???



F: Commander, if I may speak freely.
CJ: Permission granted.
F: Your data looks like ancient hieroglyphics. Actually, it's more like a bunch of scribbles on a piece of paper.
CJ: Uhh, yeah well you see, it's the RWB secret code, yeah thats it. Only commanders can decipher it using our higher intellect.
F: Well in that case I should have no problem deciphering it.



CJ: Now then, you are one of five who answered our call. Let me introduce you to the rest before we get ourselves ready.
F: So you think me meeting the others who answered your call, is more important than us getting the outpost ready for an attack?
CJ: Precisely.
F: *mumbles* Maybe I should have ignored that call...



CJ: Here are the others. From left to right, Saber-Scorpion, Syn, Master Chief, and Xerxes Fett. I'm sure you've heard or some of them before.

F: Actually no, no I haven't...
SS: Well hello there. You were stupid enough to answer the call too?



CJ: Well now that we all know eachother, lets form a plan. Now I think that we sho-
*Loud Siren goes off*
Outpost Operator: We are under attack, I repeat we are under attack. Everyone report to your stations. This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill.
CJ: Oh this looks bad, we don't even have a plan!
F: Next time, I would do introductions last.


*Everyone rushes out of the base to attack*

XF: Commander, shouldn't you tell the people rushing out the doors to their deaths what to do once they get out their?
CJ: Oh I already told them what to do, it's all in basic training.
MC: And what exactly is it that you told them?
CJ: Just shoot at anything that shoots you first.
F: So you told them to shoot the guy that is going to kill them, after they've killed them.
CJ: Yep.
XF: You sure this isn't a mental institution by chance?


*Troops run outside*

Troops: CHARGE!!!
Troop Leader: Let's get em boys. We ain't scared! No empire fools gonna beat us!


*Troops stop abruptly...they also pee their pants*

Troop Leader: Oh...My...God...


*The enemy is revealed*

Troop 1: Boss...can we be scared now?
Troop 2: *Crying in a whiny voice* I don't want to die in my pee pee pants!



Imperial Officer: Vire zee main cannonz!


*Cannon noise heard in the background followed by gun shots*

Troop Leader: MMMOOOMMMYYY!!!
*Head lands next to Commander Jinkins*
CJ: Oh dear me, this is bad. He was the best troop we had.
F: No Xerxes, this isn't a mental intitution. It's the military for "special" people.



CJ: Ok, well here's the plan. You guys suit up and then go kill the bad guys while I sit here in the base watching TV.
F: I should have stayed home today...


*5 minutes later*

CJ: Ok now that your all ready you can go kill the bad dudes! Oh and I've been working on a plan while you were away.
F: Oh really?
CJ: Yeah! You burst through the front door and start shooting the evil guys!
Droid 1: It dosen't seem possible, but this man might be even stupider than our owner.



*Everyone rushes for the door. Surprisingly they're actually following Jinkins plan*



F: Woah...



F: That is one-
Droid 1: Master, why are the troops pointing their guns at the man in front of them?
F: I think their helmets are too big.
Imperial Officer: VIRE ZEE MAIN CANNONZ!
SS: Did he just say to-?
XF: Crap.
Droid 2: Is that guy French?



Well, that's it for now. I'll try to keep posting as often as possible.

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#2 Hawk

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 12:50 PM

Its good to see some comics being saved, I wish someone saved the old gold scorpion topic. sad.gif

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 02:46 AM

QUOTE (Hawk @ Jul 1 2008, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Its good to see some comics being saved, I wish someone saved the old gold scorpion topic. sad.gif

There's a new one, with lot's of broken links. I would say good comic but, you didin't make it.
So what happened to Master Chief?
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#4 The Indispensable Fred Red

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 03:56 AM

By saving it, do you mean you copyed all the pictures and text? 'Cause that's a LOT of info to store. Well, I hope you can repost it in it's complete entirety, I'll be rereadng this as you repost it.
Cheerio, time to get things into play. Let's get this rollin', laddie. I am behooved to have this here.
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#5 Gambit

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 05:43 AM

Thats not all of the comic. What happened to Chapter 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6?

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#6 Jlblue

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 06:18 AM

QUOTE (Gambit @ Jul 2 2008, 03:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thats not all of the comic. What happened to Chapter 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6?

I haven't reposted it yet... and there are three Episodes, not six. wink.gif

Oh, and Fred Red, I have it saved on a USB... and I have two USBs... so I have plenty of room to spare.

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#7 DarkNight

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 06:38 AM

yeah what did actully happen with mc? i hear his name being spoken in whispers!?! anyway it's a funny comic ... especially how the person who made this showed that there is always loads of red shirts to die on command heh..
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Posted 03 July 2008 - 08:50 AM

QUOTE (DarkNight @ Jul 2 2008, 02:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yeah what did actully happen with mc? i hear his name being spoken in whispers!?!

[Insert ominous voice] Fear the whispers for one day they may be for you [end ominous voice/]
Me: Who was that and when more comic?
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#9 Jabbabob

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:01 AM

Yay! I really missed this comic and I'm sort of sad MC left. I don't know, but the comic is very funny. thanks for reposting these
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#10 Doctor

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:56 PM

Thank You sooooooo much for reposting this comic. laugh.gif

#11 Jlblue

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 10:34 PM

I'm glad that you guys are enjoying this. However, I won't be able to put up any more until next week because of vacation. Sorry guys. Off to the beach it is! shades.gif

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#12 Billybobjoe

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:26 PM

Be glad MC left, talk to Crackers and discover the true MC. But on the comic, it's like Alx, it's not that funny, but other people seem to think it is.
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 02:48 AM

QUOTE (Billybobjoe @ Jul 5 2008, 03:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Be glad MC left, talk to Crackers and discover the true MC.

Why's everyone talking crap about MC? Insulted the forums? What have I missed?

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 04:32 AM

QUOTE (Kaptain J. Oke @ Jul 5 2008, 10:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why's everyone talking crap about MC? Insulted the forums? What have I missed?

that's what I want to know, that and where more comic?
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 10:55 PM

QUOTE (Kaptain J. Oke @ Jul 5 2008, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why's everyone talking crap about MC? Insulted the forums? What have I missed?

I don't remember that either. I thought he just said he was selling his Legos, which he did and then he just faded away.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:58 PM

QUOTE (Billybobjoe @ Jul 5 2008, 02:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Be glad MC left, talk to Crackers and discover the true MC. But on the comic, it's like Alx, it's not that funny, but other people seem to think it is.


... Have you ever considered not everyone's a clone of you? As in, we have different senses of humour...


Anyways, I liked it. I trie to save it before shut-down, but the page never showed up for me... :/

#17 Thatoneguy

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 12:43 PM

I remember reading this a long time ago...
Still good the second time though.

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 11:00 AM

For some reason, all the pics in your posts don't show up for me... brickwall.gif
A pity. I liked Forum Wars and wanted to re-read it.
Oh, and Billybobjoe, if you don't like it, don't read it. th_shiftyninja.gif
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#19 Jlblue

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 10:25 PM

That's because I deleted all of the pictures when I found out you can view the website here.

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