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#181 Sniper-Serpent

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 03:32 AM

USE < KNOWLEDGE DRAWVES TO FIND HIS WEAKPOINT
STAB WEAKPOINT WITH BOTH KNIVES
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#182 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:36 AM

FIRE-FOX> REMOVE SKIRT to DISTRACT the HUNCHBACK.

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CATHERINE does not seem all that impressed with your suggestion. She still has too many PURITY points to do that.

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>Whilst HUNCHBACK is DISTRACTED, USE NUTCRACKER.

You perform the tried-and-true move that every girl earns at quite a young age.

CATHERINE does 20% STAMINA damage with KICK!
All damage reflected by HARRY's BALLS OF STEEL ability.
INQUISITOR regains 25% CONSCIOUSNESS.

HARRY does not seem all that impressed either. And now it's his turn.

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CATHERINE takes 36% STAMINA damage from CLUB!

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INQUISITOR is now at 50% CONSCIOUSNESS.

Well, that could have gone better. Rotten luck. Maybe dwarves keep theirs someplace else? You really have no idea.

You think you see the INQUISITOR stirring a bit. Your tummy hurts and you are WINDED. So what are you gonna do about it!?!

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#183 Princess Floweraven

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:39 AM

RUN AWAY and then TAKE A PERSON'S CLOTHES and USE THEM instead.

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#184 Trik Toral

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:40 AM

Quick pull on his beard! then go and slap the INQUISITOR in the face to wake him up
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#185 Rune Walsh

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:41 AM

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CUT off the DWARF'S BEARD! No SELF-RESPECTING DWARF would be CAUGHT DEAD without a BADASS BEARD!

#186 Freedom

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 10:05 AM

Go STEAL the INQUISITOR'S SWORD while he's still unconsious and SMIGHT the smelly DWARF.
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#187 Lightning Bolt

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 10:32 AM

SEDUCE HARRY

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 10:39 AM

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> SLICE through HARRY's belt, reducing his DIGNITY points

((On another note: "K! He's a ballchinian!"))

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#189 Tyrannical Tim

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 10:52 AM

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It is obvious that all DWARVES hide THEIRS in their BEARDS. KICK DWARF in the CHIN.
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#190 Pterodactyl

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 08:11 PM

Roundhouse kick Harry in his ballchin, hopefully winding him.
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#191 Fenris

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:54 PM

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HARRY may be STURDY, but he lacks a matching REACH OF ARMS. With the grace of a cat, you circle around the DWARF and snatch his posessions, then you run EASTWARDS.



#192 Dr. Dood von Doodstormer

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 11:07 PM

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SEW the PUMPKIN to his BEARD! It's the only way!

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#193 broons

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 11:38 PM

>RUN THE HELL AWAY. PISSED OFF DWARF = BAD.

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#194 Hawk

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 01:29 AM

Use acting skills to CALL for help from the nearby GUARD outside the INN. This DWARF is too tough to take out alone.

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#195 FISH!!!

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 02:25 AM

FEINT with the PLAY-DAGGER, then STAB with the KITCHEN KNIFE.
The INQUISITOR should now be awake, LEAVE him to DEAL with HARRY while you GRAB the dropped ITEMS and RUN!
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#196 Harry Monster Princess

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 04:10 AM

>APOLOGIZE and make nice with HARRY

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#197 Horatius

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 05:45 AM

SHOUT for ILDIFAR to help you fight the DWARF. DODGE his CLUB until INQUISITOR is awake or ILDIFAR comes to help.

Then out spake brave Horatius,

The Captain of the Gate:

"To every man upon this earth Death cometh soon or late.

And how can man die better

Than facing fearful odds,

For the ashes of his fathers,

And the temples of his gods."

 


#198 Azoth

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 11:18 PM

> THROW ROCK at HARRY'S EYEBALL.
> NINJA KICK HARRY in the FACE in an attempt to knock him out.
> TAKE the INQUISITOR'S HELMET off and KISS him in an attempt to DAZE him with your charms.
> LOOT POSSESSIONS and RUN FAR AWAY.

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#199 Darkwoods

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 12:22 AM

ACTION - TAUNT HARRY into making a CRITICAL MISTAKE. DWARVES are famed for their VANITY.

Or is that Elves?

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#200 Yava

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 10:09 AM

>Grab HARRY's club and use it to throw him to the ground




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