Oi'll need me mangy crew t'help me ken this 'internet' of which I hear tale, as oi've only one of each body part of which a landlubber moight 'ave two, and oi may p'r'haps've already partaken of my day's rum ration.
Sep 19 2019 11:16 PM
O, it's the tale o'how oi lost moi left kidney ye'd like t'hear? Well, sailor, a spot more grog moight help loosen m'tongue. Made of only the foinest pewter she is, but isn't she quick to seize up in this salty sea air.
Sep 19 2019 11:26 PM