Alright, that's our first conference of E3 2018 down. And it was awful. Seriously, that was eighty minutes of nothing. If you thought Nintendo's Metroid Prime 4 announcement of "Here's a logo, be excited" was low-effort, at this show EA just cut to a man in the crowd to tell us about a game he's making. Next year they're just going to have someone write the name of a game on a piece of paper, scrunch it up and throw it at the camera.
So, for those of you playing at home, Amy Hennig was making a Star Wars cinematic action game, and after years of waiting for it we saw like four seconds of it at E3 2016 (I think?). Since then, EA has taken it away from her, rebooted it to fit more GaaS rubbish in, and now it's back to nothing again. No sign of it at E3. The only Star Wars footage they had was of Battlefront 2. Jesus wept.
OK I'm going back to sleep, and maybe I'll dream of a better show than the one I just watched. See you all tomorrow for Microsoft's show, which will probably have more footage of EA's games than EA's did!