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#41 broons

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 07:45 AM

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Ask GUARD to read WURK BOARD.

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#42 Proxyclaw

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 07:47 AM

Have GUARD READ the WURK BOARD while YOU set FILTHY FREDS PANTS on FIRE

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#43 Dr. Dood von Doodstormer

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 07:51 AM

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Ask GUARD if he will carry you on his back and read the BOARD. You will need a reliable STEED in your journey, after all!

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#44 The Tamer

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 07:56 AM

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Ask GUARD for a BACK MASSAGE.

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#45 Trik Toral

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 08:26 AM

Ask Guard to be your bodyguard for your journey for two asses, and ask him to read the wurk board.

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#46 Lightning Bolt

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 11:01 AM

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Ask GUARD if he knows of any jobs for YOU.

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#47 Fenris

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 11:12 AM

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Ask GUARD to give you his SWORD.

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 06:13 PM

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ENQUIRE from the ARMORED LAWMAN if he might have the SUFFICIENT INTELLECT to READ. Is so, INTERROGATE the ARMED LAWMAN, asking him is there is any PAID LABOR suitable to one with your FEMININE WILES.

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#49 Golden-Star

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 09:48 PM

Now you have SEDUCED the GUARD, ASK him what "buggering" means. If you are to JOURNEY far and wide you may as well INCREASE your VOCABULARY.

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#50 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 12:31 AM

VORGAIN> Ask GUARD to read WURK BOARD.

The GUARD complies.

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"Why you are in luck, miss. I happen to be as good with words as I am with swords! My father taught me READING when I was very young."

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"This first one here is a RAT BOUNTY. It says you will be paid 1 denarius for every 20 dead rats you bring to the town custodian's house. That's the one back there with the pumpkin in front, or so I've been told."

"The MASK AD says that a troupe of actors is in town, preparing for an outdoor performance in the town square. They're looking to hire pretty female actors since the ban on females in the theater was recently lifted. Doesn't say what they'll pay."

"The FLASK AD is a list of alchemical ingredients needed by the local apothecary. Most of the things he needs are located up north across the BRIDGE. A lot of folk don't like going up there because they think it's a barbaric place, no matter how many years the Empire has held control of it. I wouldn't do it, miss. It's dangerous up there, and he's not paying much for most of these things."

"The BROOM AD says a cleaner is needed for a single job that the town custodian refused to do, in a house to the EAST. Says they'll pay ten denarii. A tidy sum for such work!"

"The SHOVEL AD says a new stable boy is needed down at the stables. I wouldn't bother with that one."

"And finally this one in the upper right is an INQUISITOR BOUNTY. It says that an officer of the Inquisition is in town, hunting for a witch or wizard that is supposedly operating here. They will pay no less than ten solidi for the mage's apprehension! Or a few denarii for information."

Done reading, the GUARD looks back at you expectantly. You're beginning to regret using your FEMININE WILES skill. You probably could have just asked.

Either way, the obvious course of action now is to pick one of the JOB ADS and pursue it. But which one?

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((CURRENCY NOTE: 1 gold Solidus = 100 silver Denarii = 1000 copper Asses))

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#51 Lightning Bolt

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 12:35 AM

Head SOUTH for TOWN SQ with the MASK AD, thanking the GUARD and leaving him to go back to his duty.

#52 Dr. Dood von Doodstormer

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 12:46 AM

Live up to your FAMILY NAME and take the SWEEPER'S CHALLENGE!

Also thank the GUARD. Your MOTHER always told you GOOD MANNERS pay off... sometimes.

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 12:52 AM

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Take the STABLE BOY GIRL JOB
GATHER POOP
USE MONEY to but ALCHEMY INGREDIENTS
Take ALCHEMY JOB
USE MONEY to but METAL from SMITHY
COMBINE METAL AND ALCHEMY to make CALCULATOR
POWER CALCULATOR with POOP
DIVIDE BY 0
END REALITY

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 01:01 AM

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Accuse the GUARD of being a WIZARD to the INQUISITOR and claim your REWARD so you have the SUFFICIENT FUNDS to start your JOURNEY.

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 01:06 AM

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Give the GUARD a kiss, whilst picking his POCKETS.

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 01:11 AM

THANK the GUARD for his troubles and walk to the TOWN CUSTODIANS house. Ask him about the RAT BOUNTY.
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#57 broons

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 01:33 AM

SCOOP DA POOP.

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#58 gunnery sergeant marine

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 02:23 AM

Take the one that pays the most witch is the bounty thing thank the guard and ask if he wants the pumpkin.

#59 Hawk

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 02:26 AM

Ask GUARD for SWORD and push into WELL.

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 02:27 AM

THANK the GUARD for his HELP.

ACCUSE a RANDOM villager of being a WIZARD/WITCH and report HIM/HER to the INQUISITION

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