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#1 Nevar

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 09:58 PM

Edit: Let it be a thread just for book/comic/author's quotes from now on.

Mine:

"There'll be plenty of time to rest in grave."
"Why are numbers beautiful? It's like asking, why is the 9th symphony of Beethoven beautiful. If you don't know why, know one can tell you. I know that numbers are beautiful. If they aren't, nothing is."
- Paul Erdös (Ths 1st quote is my perhaps my favourite.)

"I don't believe in natural science. I only believe in a priori truth."
"All generalizations -- perhaps except this one -- are false.["
"Either mathematics is too big for the human mind or human mind is more than a machine."
- Kurt Gödel

"My theory stands as firm as a rock; every arrow directed against it will quickly return to the archer. How do I know this? Because I have studied it from all sides for many years; because I have examined all objections which have ever been made against the infinite numbers; and above all because I have followed its roots, so to speak, to the first infallible cause of all created things."
- Georg Cantor

"If one were to gather 10 smartest men of the world, and asked them, what was the dumbest thing in existence, they could not find anything as stupid as astrology."
"Wir müssen wissen. Wir werden wissen.
We must know. We will know."
- David Hilbert

"Politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
-Albert Einstein

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw

"When a thing has been said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it."
Yeah...

"Next to being witty yourself, the best thing is to quote another's wit."
Right.

"There are two rules for success. (1) Never tell everything you know."
- Roger Lincoln

MGS4 spoilers!
"Everything has its beginning... but it doesn't start at "one". It starts long before that... in chaos. The world is born... from zero."
"Taking it back to one solves nothing. So long as sero remains, one will eventually grow to 100 again."
"The moment zero becomes one is the moment the world springs to life."
- Big Boss
"Unless the light is put out, the shadows cannot be erased. So long as there is light... erasing shadows will do no good."
- Liquid Ocelot

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 01:52 AM

"What a turkey! Hey, fella! You're a turkey!"
Jim Goose, from the movie Mad Max

Edited by Rambo, 10 July 2008 - 01:53 AM.

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#3 Dr Blood-Snake

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 03:00 AM

'By Jaysus, boys, I have their Cuccoo.'

Sergeant Patrick Masterson, the second British soldier to take a French Imperial Eagle. The first man grabbed the eagle and was immediatly shot through the heart and killed. Masterson picked it up and exclaimed 'By Jaysus boys, I have their Cuccoo.'

'The Man lost his Honour because of the Lady's lies.'
Richard Sharpe

'[Sharpe has just arranged for a Field Tribunal, but fears the convicted Colonel will not be punished because of his influential friends in London. As a consequence Sharpe illiegally pushes him down a well.]
Maj. Ross: Sergeant Harper, did you just see that!
Harper: What, sir, I ain't seen nothing?
Ross: What just happened with Colonel Brand?
Harper: [Cheerfully] Oh, Colonel Brand, sir? He's a funny old fish. He just jumped head long into a well. Why a man'd do that is beyond me.'
Sharpe's Mission

"Do you still love her?"
"Almost as much as I hate her."


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Posted 13 July 2008 - 12:56 AM

"Thirty dollars the lot."
"Don't spend it all on jelly beans."
Jack Susko and Sinclair from a dealy Buisiness.

"Unfortuneatly only one of us will leave here alive."
"My sympathies to your family."
Trevor Barnaby and Scarecrow Ice Station.

"Where'd you store the ordnance?"
"Half at the safe house and half under Fixer's bed."
Kal Skitira and N-11/Ordo Republic Commando: Triple Zero

"He'll rip your leg off and hit you with the soggy end"
Fi on Ordo Republic Commando: Triple Zero

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 03:31 PM

I can only think of one quote right now: "I can understand one god, but one wife....that's barbaric." or something like that
-the sheik to judah ben-hur

it had our whole family laughing for weeks
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Posted 13 July 2008 - 03:38 PM

Brian: I am not Jewish, I'm a Roman.
Pontius Pilate: [incredulous] A Woman?!
Brian: No no, Roman. [Guard strikes him.] Agh!
Pontius Pilate: So, your father was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion scoffs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Ermm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guards stifle giggles] What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[Guard stifle more giggles, somewhat less successfully than before]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?

#7 Blade

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 03:53 PM

This one's from G4M3:
Anon: Kyle, I AM the order.
Kyle: WHat do you, wait, do you seriously expect me to believe that?
Oh yeah, and there's this one form the original Italian Job:
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

#8 D-man

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 08:45 PM

"So are we going to see some action or stand here looking at eachother's balls?"
-Ensign Haverson, on Board UNSC frigate's locker room with Sergeant Johnson. Contact Harvest.

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 12:50 AM

From Dr. Who:
Host: Iformation: You are all going to die.

Cybermen: All hostile elements will be deleted (cybermen open fire on Dalak Thay)
Dalak Thay: Exterminate! (destroys both cybermen)

And one of my personal favourites:

It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!

Edited by Skulduggery, 14 July 2008 - 12:52 AM.


#10 Dr Blood-Snake

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 01:09 AM

'Old Wellington, he scratched his bum.
He says, "Boney lad, thee's had thee fun."
My riflemen will win the day
Over the hills and far away.'- Dan Hagman Sharpe's Waterloo

'By what right does the Wolf judge the Lion? By what right?'-Jaime Lannister, A Storm of Swords

'[After Meera recounts a tale about the Tourney at Harrenhall]
Bran: "That was a good story. But it should have been the three bad knights who hurt the man, not their squires. Then the little man could have killed them all, and the mystery knight should win the tourney, defeating every challenger, and name the wolf maid queen of love and beauty."
Meera: "She was, but that's a sadder story."'
I like this quote because of what you know in the book. A few years later there is anouther tourney and there is a mystery knight who defeats all challengers. He wins the crown of 'Love and Beauty' and can give it to any woman he wants. He is revealed to be the heir apparent to the throne. He walks his horse past his own wife and gives the crown to 'The Wolf-Maid' who is supposed to marry a powerful lord. A month or two later the Prince kindaps the maid and it plunges the kingdom into a giant war. So even though that story is more in keeping with a traditional fairy tale, it ends in tragedy.

"Do you still love her?"
"Almost as much as I hate her."


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Posted 15 July 2008 - 02:15 PM

Read mah sig!

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#12 S.C.U.D

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 12:18 PM

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#13 Dr Blood-Snake

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 07:22 PM

This is a really cool one from 'All Quiet on the Western Front.'

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[Paul is trapped in a shell crater with the body of a French soldier he has just mortally wounded.] Stop that! I can't listen to that. Why do you take so long to die? You're going to die anyway. No, no. You won't die. No, no, You won't die. They're only little wounds. You'll get home. You'll be all right. You'll get home long before I will. You know I can't run away. That's why you accuse me. I tell you I didn't want to kill you. I tried to keep you alive. If you jumped in here again, I wouldn't do it... You see, when you jumped in here, you were my enemy — and I was afraid of you. But you're just a man like me, and I killed you. Forgive me, comrade. Say that for me. Say you forgive me! Oh, no, you're dead! Only you're better off than I am — you're through — they can't do any more to you now. Oh, God! why did they do this to us? We only wanted to live, you and I. Why should they send us out to fight each other? If they threw away these rifles and these uniforms, you could be my brother, just like Kat and Albert. You'll have to forgive me, comrade. I'll do all I can. I'll write to your parents. I'll write to your wife. I'll write to her. I promise she'll not want for anything. And I'll help her, and your parents, too. Only forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me....


Theres all kinds of cool ones from that film. My faves are the ones from Tjaden who talks about himself and the Kaiser as if they're best friends.

"Do you still love her?"
"Almost as much as I hate her."


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Posted 19 July 2008 - 03:33 PM

Bridge guardian: What is the unladen flight speed of a sparrow?
King Arthur: Is it an African or Indian sparrow?
Bridge guardiqan: How should I know? AAAARRRGGHHHH!!

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 05:15 PM

The following is from Star Wars Republic commando:

(Delta and Omega squad have taken up positions around a plaza to snipe some agents of a seperatist terrorist organisation with trackers and have being observing potential civillians.)

Fi: (watching a young couple kissing.) I think he knows her
Scorch: Well that's just you and Niner left on the shelf now that your brothers are spoken for.
Darman: You got a point to make, ner vod? (ner vod= My Brother)
Scorch: I think it's encouraging. Atin gets a cute Twi'lek Dar gets his own general-
Darman:-And Scorch gets a thick ear if he doesn't shut it right now!

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 08:52 PM

I, Robot:
Lawrence Robertson (only the end of his senstance): *looks at Del*-and prejudice.
Del: *sneezes* *wiping nose* Sorry, I'm allergic to bull****.

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 01:56 AM

Ocean's Eleven:
*Crime Scene is investigated*
Random Officer: Everbody get down!
*Explosion destroys crime scene*
*Basher starts to laugh*
Basher: They weren't expectin' that s***!
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"So, which one are we robbing?"
"Lucky Nevada. Beaumont. Ace of Spades. Maybe Caeser's."
"Four!? Okay, okay. But why those? Oh, wait a sec...those belong to Coleman, don't they?"
"Yep."
"And so if-"
"Mmmhm."
"But then-"
"Yeah."
"Oka-"
"Are you done yet?"
"...yeah..."

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:21 PM

Ice Station:

Scott "Snake" Kaplan: Marine force this is Snake. I am still at my post outside. I report that I now have visual on six more hostiles exiting the second French hovercraft. I repeat I am looking at six more armed men disembarking the French hovercraft and approaching the main enterance of the station.
(a sniper shot is heard)
Scott "Snake" Kaplan: Marine force this is Snake. Make that five more hostiles approaching the main enterance of the station.

Book:(as a grenade comes around one end of a corridor.) Oh F###! (Two more come from the opposite direction) Oh really F###!

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 12:25 PM

Barry Burton - "Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you." - Resident Evil

HK-47 - "Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance."
PC - "What about the other 2%?"
HK-47 - "2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master." KotOR

The Doctor - "And this is my 'Timey-Wimey' detector: it goes ding when there's stuff." - Doctor Who

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 02:15 PM

"That was wonderful!"
"Bravo!"
"I loved it!"
"Ah, it was great!"
"Well, it was pretty good."
"Well, it wasn't bad... Uh, there were parts of it that weren't very good though."
"It could have been a lot better."
"I didn't really like it."
"It was pretty terrible."
"It was bad."
"It was awful!"
"It was terrible!"
"Take 'em away!"
"Bah, boo!"

And...

"Dooooh, Ho, ho, ho!!!!!"

-Statler and Waldorf, The Muppet Show

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"Beneath this mask is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof."

-V, V for Vendetta

Edited by Richard, 04 September 2008 - 01:46 PM.

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