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Fill in the blank: "Doctor, doctor, gimme the news, I got a bad case of ____________!" Updated 29 Apr · 9 comments

About Me

You probably have noticed
every time you talk to me
That'll I'll pontificate for hours
and frown litigiously
With sympathetic outrage
At the damage you were wrought
Still you know ... that my help....
Will cost a lot

Are we human?
Or are we lawyer?
My club is country
My stocks, preferred
And my travel fees'
billed to my employer
Are we human?
Or are we lawyer?

There was a time I fought for justice
But now I represent Exxon
Hey, for three fifty an hour
I'd gladly sue my mom
Though my ethics are appalling, and all my strategies perverse
Find me one...attorney who...
Isn't even worse

Are we human?
Or are we lawyer?
My per is diem
My quid, pro quo
Call your witness, please, so I can annoy her
Are we human
Or are we lawyer?

When you sign, I'm on the ball
but soon I won't return your calls
The reason should be a no-brainer
Time to send us some more retainer

Are we human?
Or are we lawyer?
My trust is offshore
My faith is bad
And I'm copping pleas
For some low-life voyeur...

(spoken: Your Honor, if the alleged "victim" didn't want people looking at her, she shouldn't have bought a house with windows.)

You gotta let him go!
Are we human?
Or are we lawyer?
My briefs are legal
My suit is law
Ask the bored trustees
waiting in my foyer
Are we human?
Or are we lawyer?

Are we human?
Or are we lawyer?

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  • Member Title Oh, and look, he's a dragon now... with... glasses?
  • Age 33 years old
  • Birthday June 14, 1988
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  • NR Faction
    Black Network
  • WG Faction
    Dvergar (dwarves)
  • Location
    Oregon City, OR
  • Interests
    I have no interests beyond an interest in everything that is or has been...and somethings that shall be...

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