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#21 Ronstanator

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 03:44 PM

Play with your DOG, whose barking wakes the GUARD. You take this opportunity to ask him if there are any JOBS you can do that don't involve grain or sheep.
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#22 Golden-Star

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 05:37 PM

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Walk up to JOBS AD BOARD. CURSE your parents for never teaching you to read and SLAM HEAD against JOBS AD BOARD. AMUSE yourself by THROWING a PUMPKIN at HUNCHBACK HARRY and LAY on the ROAD to SLEEP.

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#23 Trik Toral

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 10:41 PM

Stab filthy Fred the farmhand in the rear with your dull cheese knife because it was your goose he buggered and walk to the smithy to see if they have any job openings

Edited by I like me, 10 October 2010 - 12:12 AM.

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#24 Proxyclaw

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 11:24 PM

Ask FILTHY FRED what "buggering a goose" means

There's a difference between "oddness" and brainless, mindscrewing confusion.


#25 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 12:42 AM

LIGHTNING-BOLT> EXAMINE JOB BOARD

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You can't read.

Unless you can somehow TRAIN READING, this isn't much use to an uneducated peasant like you.

Some of the JOB ADS have pictures though. You could take a few interesting ones and ask someone else to read them to you.

Or you could continue your search for employment elsewhere.

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#26 The Tamer

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 12:49 AM

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Take the JOB AD with the picture of ACTORS. Wake up the GUARD and ask him to READ it for you.

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#27 God-Emperor Thrawnie

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 01:02 AM

Take the JOB AD with the picture of a FLASK and see if the GUARD will READ it to you.

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#28 Sir_Muffonious

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 01:05 AM

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SEDUCE GUARD

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#29 Lightning Bolt

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 01:08 AM

HEAD SOUTH towards TOWN SQ. The jobs are undoubtedly only fit for the likes of FILTHY PHEASANTS.

#30 Kenny

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 01:12 AM

TAKE the JOB AD with the SHOVEL and walk to your HOUSE. EQUIP PUMPKIN. THROW PUMPKIN down the WELL for LUCK, then ask the GUARD to read the JOB AD for you.

#31 Proxyclaw

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 01:40 AM

TAKE the JOB AD with the ACTORS MASKS on it.
WALK to HOUSE.
EAT PUMPKIN.
TOSS JOB AD into the WELL.

There's a difference between "oddness" and brainless, mindscrewing confusion.


#32 broons

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 02:03 AM

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RUN AWAY.

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#33 Ronstanator

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 02:06 AM

TAKE the JOB AD with the the logo of MONSTER ENERGY DRINK on it. Wake the the GUARD and see if he will read it to you.

Edited by Ronstanator, 10 October 2010 - 02:06 AM.

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#34 Maverick-Werewolf

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 02:40 AM

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Head NORTH toward Illikon to look for different JOBS.

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#35 Yava

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 02:48 AM

Rudely wake the guard, then go North to search for jobs.

One suggestion at a time please, Yavakaro. Thanks. ;) - Scorp

#36 Stylus

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 04:22 AM

Wake GUARD and then ask him to READ the LOWER-RIGHT JOB NOTICE.
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius

#37 gunnery sergeant marine

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 06:19 AM

Ask the guard to read you the jobs and then throw the pumpkin at him.

#38 Dr. Dood von Doodstormer

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 07:06 AM

Take all the posts off the BOARD. Fold them into small PAPER BOATS and DROP IN WELL.

((WHAT PUMPKIN?))

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#39 Trik Toral

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 07:31 AM

Walk into smithy to see if they have any job openings
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#40 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 07:40 AM

SIR_MUFFONIOUS> SEDUCE GUARD

A skill usually used on enemy guards, but if you insist. You've never done this before...

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Well that was easy. Far easier than MOTHER ever said.

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The GUARD stands enthralled. "G'morning, miss! Do you need help with something?"

He looks ready and eager to do anything you ask of him. He'd probably read that whole JOB ADS BOARD to you now.

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