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When JJ remakes Return of the Jedi, who will play Han Solo's Force ghost at the end?

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#1881 Dalton Westmoore

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 08:06 PM

 

I don't think I can find a gif that conveys how hyped I am.

 

But I do have one for what went through my mind when I saw that mockery of the greatest star wars scene of all time:

 

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Thank you, Disney, for destroying my hopes and dreams of seeing TR-8R again. I'm just glad that Gwendolyn Christie has a better character in Game of Thrones, because now Phasma has gone from being annoying Boba Fett rip-off to a walking middle finger to the most loyal stormtrooper who ever lived.

 

Goodnight, sweet Prince. You will be missed. 



#1882 Ocelot

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 10:34 PM

I mean, TR-8R did die. I don't think there was much chance of him coming back either way :P

 

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#1883 Randomman96

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 12:28 AM

I mean, TR-8R did die. I don't think there was much chance of him coming back either way :P

 

Taking a shot so powerful it can shatter your armor directly to the chest can do that to someone.


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#1884 Ocelot

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 01:06 AM

OK, so I might be turning into a huge mark for anything Phasma, but oh man this bit looks so cool:

 

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I'm trying really hard not to watch this trailer again. I knew there was no way I could avoid watching it outright, but maybe if I only watch it once I won't obsess over it and ruin the whole movie for myself.



#1885 Dalton Westmoore

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 08:35 AM

I mean, TR-8R did die. I don't think there was much chance of him coming back either way :P

Taking a shot so powerful it can shatter your armor directly to the chest can do that to someone.

 

I'm not sure if that logic holds weight in a universe were science and medicine is so advanced you can literally impersonate another person, down to their very voice.

 

​Though to be fair, that was in the Clone Wars show and ​with Jedi Technology.

 

But maybe I'm being too hard on Phasma. Maybe she's actually an interesting character, and not Disney trying ​waaay​ too hard to recapture the awesomeness of Boba Fett and failing miserably. :P



#1886 Ocelot

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 01:57 AM

I'm not sure if that logic holds weight in a universe were science and medicine is so advanced you can literally impersonate another person, down to their very voice.

 

​Though to be fair, that was in the Clone Wars show and ​with Jedi Technology.

 

I'm sure TR-8R will get brought back for some kind of slice of the EU, but let's keep those TV show writers away from the main movies. They'd probably have a newly-revived Mecha Han Solo come back for vengeance, flying in on a lightsabre helicopter and telling Kylo not to get cocky.



#1887 Sir_Muffonious

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 11:17 AM

I can't wait until Luke Skywalker dies and everyone pretends that it's surprising and sad.


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#1888 Phaedrus

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 12:26 PM

Why ya gotta be bitter and cynical.

#1889 Ocelot

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 01:25 AM

Who needs cynicism when you can have CORPORATE FOCUS TESTED MASCOT CHARACTERS?

 

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(I'm going to be sad when Luke dies)



#1890 Sephsekla

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 02:37 AM

I may be in the minority here, but I like Phasma.
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Except cancelling Firefly. Because that's just not cool.

#1891 Ocelot

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:04 AM

Phasma is the key to all this. She's a chrome-er character than we've ever had in the movies before.

 

EDIT - You guys I said I wasn't going to watch the trailer again. I was wrong. The hype got me like:

 

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EDIT - Why can't I stop watching this trailer, you guys? I just noticed that there are old AT-ATs mixed in with the new ones in that salt flat planet scene, and the old ones are like horsies whereas the new ones are like gorillas. Neato.



#1892 Dalton Westmoore

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Posted Yesterday, 01:48 PM

HAN SOLO UPDATE: Opie Talyor grew up to be a sassy old man:

 

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Also, Tag and Bink are apparently canon now:

 

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#1893 Sephsekla

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Posted Today, 12:41 AM

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Except cancelling Firefly. Because that's just not cool.




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