Jump to content


The Dingster

Member Since 19 Jul 2010
Offline Last Active Private
I will never hit 200 posts. Never. Updated 01 Dec · 8 comments

About Me

NEW STORY: Me and a friend talk about my farting leg pit.

Me: AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN FART WITH MY LEG? There has to be someone else. I just put my arm in my leg pit and BAM! A fart.
Friend: ... Yes... I'm rather creeped out by this being posted now, though... Uh... Bye...
Friend again: And why'd you make this? Was this your train of thought?
I'm bored...
Hey! I'll fart with my legs! HAHAHAHA Im special! I wonder if anyone else can! Let's ask!
Me: Actually no. The magic was on accident.
Friend: ... How did... I don't even want to know. Accident?
Me: I accidently put my hand between my leg-pit and suddenly heard a magical noise.
Friend: How do you accidentally out your hand in your leg pit?


BIG DOOOOGGGGG

COME HERE FOR STORY: Me and my friends are trying to figure out who my one friend is talking about.


Friend one: Taslos hex sensi? Lol nvm. Uh I run... To wherever the divine plot wants us to go.
Friend two: …closer…but no
Me: I wish this divine plot would tell us where to go :I
Runs in circles
Friend one: Uh lol... Crap. Spydran, officer Jenny? Obama? Arcues?
Me: ITS GOTTA BE OBAMA ITS GOTTA BE
Friend two: ...Loren was closer that one time...
Friend one: Palin?! Also witch time? Lol. Uh... Ash ketchum, Wow we've been running round in circles for a long time.
Friend two: Here's a hint: Yellow
Me: A PEAR. WAIT THATS WHITE AND GREEN. I KNOW. A LEMON WITH EYES. Keeps running around
Friend two: ...Do I have to draw you a picture?!?
Me: Yes please…
Friend three: That would help if it isn’t Arcues
Me: Watch it be Arcues
Friend four: Pikachu
Me: Watch it be Pikachu



To be continued I guess.

Hiya I am Dingdongpo! Call me Ding! At the moment I am The Complaint Division so I will also take "CD" or "division" but I also take Ding.

I just beat Uncharted 2! On Very Easy also! But yeah if you wanna play online with Uncharted 2 or MK VS DC then friend me at...dingdongpo! And remember no caps. You never capitalize a Ding when your calling it by its full name. But you still capitalize "Ding" but not "dingdongpo" :I

Welp I guess I should start with favorite shows just because there on my mind.

Favorite shows: Transformers (The orignal stuff), Regular Show (In all honesty its great :P ) and you know whatever is on at the moment. I watch lots. Oh yeah and the Bigger Loser and The Amazing race (Which the people I want to win never do) and Survivor too! Oh yeah and who else wants Phil to win? I mean the guy is funny. I do want Matt to win and that other guy on that island place but still. If they dont then Phil better win. And I want Rob to burn in a pit of flames.

Favorite games: HELL THIS IS GONNA BE LONG. Driver, Age of empires (All of em), Starcraft II, Metroid Prime 3, Mario Cart, Section 8, Mortal Kombat (4 and MK VS DC), and Uncharted 2! It could be longer but boredom does not last that long.

Favorite stuff to do: Eat, Snack, Chew, Swallow, Watch videos of games, Play games, Watch stuff, Eat stuff, Make viruses, Play with Rogue Antivirues, and much much more!

When I am bored I...: Eat, Snack, Chew...And pretty much everything up there! Oh and sometimes I talk to myself with those status things. Ahh boredom.

WTF IS THAT.
WTF IS THAT NOISE.
WTF.
WTF WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM.

Weird I was hearing some dog toy or something...

WTF IS THAT.

Erm sorry...But that was creepy...Anyways yeah I may update this more...Ya know...But see ya! :lockie:

Community Stats


  • Group Nova Patron
  • Active Posts 189
  • Profile Views 11,959
  • Member Title THEY'RE GONNA KNOW US WELL
  • Age 18 years old
  • Birthday August 15, 1998
  • Awards Plaque
    blank
  • Gender
    Male Male
  • NR Faction
    Xarkon
  • WG Faction
    Inquisitor

8 Health: Critical Reputation:

User Tools