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#61 Harry Monster Princess

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 02:30 AM

Tell the GUARD to take off all his stuff and then steal it.

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#62 The Tamer

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 04:50 AM

KISS GUARD

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#63 Aerion

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Posted 11 October 2010 - 05:19 AM

ASK SEDUCED GAURD for READING lessons.

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#64 Princess Bacon

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 03:54 AM

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Being none to bright, You decide to accuse yourself of being a witch and collect the Inquisition's reward.
After all, you just hypnotised a poor helpless town guard.

#65 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 07:22 PM

((Well Fenris was the obvious winner this round. I'll record the votes now, and post the page here once it's done. This is a busy week for me thanks to several midterm tests.))

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#66 gunnery sergeant marine

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 04:51 AM

Say thanks take the rat job and throw the pumpkin at the guard.

Being none to bright, You decide to accuse yourself of being a witch and collect the Inquisition's reward.
After all, you just hypnotised a poor helpless town guard.

Man your idea is pretty good do his!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#67 ScorpionSlayer

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 01:49 AM

ask the guard to take you for a drink at Ye Olde Pub'e

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#68 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 02:39 AM

FENRIS> Give the GUARD a kiss whilst picking his POCKETS

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You plant a perfunctory peck on the GUARD's cheek.

Meanwhile, you also pillage his pockets and proceed to pilfer his personal posessions.

+1 PILFERY
-1 PURITY (PURITY level changes to SLIGHTLY SOILED)

Apparently this is getting so romantic that you are thinking in alliterative verse.

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Once the guard has left, with a bit of a skip in his step, you look down to inspect his purloined valuables.

In addition to 3 SILVER DENARII, you also find 1 MYSTERIOUS NOTE. Of course it is only MYSTERIOUS because you still can't READ. It could very well be a shopping list for all you know. Asking the guard to read his own stolen note would probably be unwise, however.

You have yet to find a JOB.

You could proceed SOUTH to the TOWN SQUARE to find the ACTORS, head NORTH to look for INGREDIENTS, go EAST to get a job cleaning up a HOUSE or the STABLES, or go hunt RATS or WIZARDS. Or do something else entirely.

>_

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#69 Ronstanator

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 02:42 AM

Go for a WALK IN THE WOODS and SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND.
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#70 Fenris

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 02:52 AM

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See if you can convince KILLER to join you as you go NORTH in search for RATS.

#71 Pterodactyl

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 02:56 AM

HUNT RATS while searching for INGREDIENTS. Don't forget to LOOT
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#72 Maverick-Werewolf

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 03:06 AM

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GO NORTH.

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#73 Dr. Dood von Doodstormer

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 03:30 AM

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POKE the CRIMINAL with your KNIFE. It's not like he can do anything in self-defense.

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#74 Lightning Bolt

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 03:44 AM

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GO SOUTH to TOWN SQ to find ACTORS.

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#75 The Tamer

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 03:51 AM

Use the KNIFE to carve the PUMPKIN.

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#76 Horatius

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 03:56 AM

Ask the CRIMINAL to READ the MYSTERIOUS NOTE. If he can't, POKE the CRIMINAL with the KNIFE (like Dood said).

Then out spake brave Horatius,

The Captain of the Gate:

"To every man upon this earth Death cometh soon or late.

And how can man die better

Than facing fearful odds,

For the ashes of his fathers,

And the temples of his gods."

 


#77 Proxyclaw

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 04:36 AM

EQUIP KNIFE
HUNT RATS

There's a difference between "oddness" and brainless, mindscrewing confusion.


#78 Hawk

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 04:59 AM

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Seduce DOG.

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#79 Stylus

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 05:47 AM

SEDUCE RATS
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius

#80 broons

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 06:12 AM

JOIN ACTORS.

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