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#1 shade-of-black

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 04:48 PM

Well, here we are. This is just an experiment I wanted to try out, plus a little fun for everyone. Basically, post commands to advance the plot. We know how these work right? I don't have to explain this...

If you're wondering, why sprites when I can draw, then you are assuming I have the time to draw. Sprites are just quicker. Plus, this isn't some Avant Garde art piece; this is a forum game.

Without further ado...

A STRANGE TOWN

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You awaken in a FOREST. Your HEAD hurts like HELL. You appeared to be TIED UP by ROPE. To the EAST is a trail of BLOOD. To the WEST is a DIRT PATH. To the NORTH AND SOUTH there is FOREST, but You can see that it is DAMN CREEPY, YO. You cannot remember your NAME.

What is Your NAME?

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#2 Wookieemeister

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 05:15 PM

Joey Santana, yeah that's a good name for our pluck protagonist. Nice idea by the way.

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 06:35 PM

Seeing as how you are wearing what appears to be a BLUE JUMPSUIT, THE WANDERER seems to be a fitting NAME.

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#4 Sir Solitaire

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 09:28 PM

My Name is JOEY SANTANA the WANDERER

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 12:07 AM

PLAYER NAME is a basses GENERIC PLAYER NAME if ever I heard one.
So I will go with PLAYER NAME.

#6 shade-of-black

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 04:54 AM

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It is not a JUMPSUIT. It is a SHIRT, BELT and PANTS. JEEZE.
Ah yes, You REMEMBER now. Your NAME is JOEY SANTANA, WANDERER OF THE WASTES. THREE YEARS ago, a CRAZY COSMIC BUGGALOO caused the WORLD to be invaded by UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS. You are one of the few who have SURVIVED. You still have no clue why you are TIED UP though.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

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Edited by shade-of-black, 08 October 2010 - 05:05 AM.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:09 AM

JOEY SANTANA, WANDERER OF THE WASTES, UNTIES himself with BADASS NINJA SKILLS

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:17 AM

JOEY SANTANA SNEEZES. JOEY SANTANA SCREAMS when he sees BLOOD on the ground.

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#9 shade-of-black

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:48 AM

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JOEY SANTANA does NOT SCREAM at the sight of BLOOD. JOEY SANTANA is a HARDENED VETERAN of the WASTES, and has seen some PRETTY MESSED UP STUFF.
However, he does have BADASS NINJA SKILLS.

You are Free, now what?


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#10 Rickard the Bearded

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 06:29 AM

Go to the nearest TAVERN and wait for some CHICKS with a FROTHY MUG OF WATER.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:00 AM

Uses his SUPER WASTELAND VETERAN SKILLS to RUN REALLY DAMN FAST to the nearest DRUGSTORE to buy some BADASS CIGARETTES to increase his BADASS WASTELAND VETERAN SKILLS.

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#12 Rune Walsh

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:22 AM

EAT ROPE

#13 shade-of-black

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:37 AM

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Well, SMART GUY, seeming that You are in the middle of a SPOOKY FOREST and You HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU ARE, that seems a LITTLE HARD.

But hey, You'll have a drink when You get out of this SPOOKY FOREST. Looking around, you notice the SUN is SETTING. It's about to get REAL.

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No need. You got a PACK OF UNCLE JIM'S WASTELAND SMOKEROOS right here...
You LIGHT UP using your TRUSTY ZIPPO.

+10 Badass Wasteland Points

It's still getting DARK and you are still in the SPOOKY FOREST.

Let's try something productive, okay?

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Edited by shade-of-black, 08 October 2010 - 09:00 AM.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:38 AM

EXAMINE the nearby STAIN OF STRAWBERRY JAM that appears to have been smeared on the road by a VANDALIZING HOODLUM.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:37 AM

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We have established that is BLOOD, but You will play along anyway...

OH! JAM! YIPPEE!

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You SKIP HAPPILY to the EAST in search of its source, leaving behind your CIGARETTE

You follow the TRAIL OF JAM to the EAST for 5 MINUTES before finding the VAGRANT who DUN GOOFED UP and dropped his JAM all over the TRAIL

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Okay. Quite clearly not JAM. Time to SRS.

What are You gonna do?

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#16 Rickard the Bearded

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:45 AM

Take the RIFLE.

Now that you haved been armed, you are ready to kick ASS and eat JAM.

And you're all out of JAM.

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#17 shade-of-black

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 12:35 PM

(( Due to my devotion to this today, and the fact that Richard is posting the most frequently, he seems to be dictating the story. As such, I'll probably leave it at this today so that other people can suggest stuff))

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Sh*t Just got REAL.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 03:22 PM

EXAMINE the BROKEN CAR. Look for USEFUL OBJECTS.

While your at it, TAKE the DOWNED SOLDIER'S HELMET.

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#19 Aerion

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:36 PM

HUG RIFLE

TAKE FALLEN SOLDIER'S BOOTS, simply because COMBAT BOOTS are win.

Edited by comando66, 08 October 2010 - 11:36 PM.

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:36 PM

RIDE the BROKEN DOWN CAR like a MECHANICAL BULL

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