A Strange Town
Posted 07 October 2010 - 04:48 PM
If you're wondering, why sprites when I can draw, then you are assuming I have the time to draw. Sprites are just quicker. Plus, this isn't some Avant Garde art piece; this is a forum game.
Without further ado...
A STRANGE TOWN
You awaken in a FOREST. Your HEAD hurts like HELL. You appeared to be TIED UP by ROPE. To the EAST is a trail of BLOOD. To the WEST is a DIRT PATH. To the NORTH AND SOUTH there is FOREST, but You can see that it is DAMN CREEPY, YO. You cannot remember your NAME.
What is Your NAME?
Posted 07 October 2010 - 09:28 PM
Posted 08 October 2010 - 12:07 AM
So I will go with PLAYER NAME.
Posted 08 October 2010 - 04:54 AM
It is not a JUMPSUIT. It is a SHIRT, BELT and PANTS. JEEZE.
Ah yes, You REMEMBER now. Your NAME is JOEY SANTANA, WANDERER OF THE WASTES. THREE YEARS ago, a CRAZY COSMIC BUGGALOO caused the WORLD to be invaded by UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS. You are one of the few who have SURVIVED. You still have no clue why you are TIED UP though.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
Edited by shade-of-black, 08 October 2010 - 05:05 AM.
Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:09 AM
Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:17 AM
"We gotta be playin' for keeps... 'Till the life juice weeps!"
Posted 08 October 2010 - 05:48 AM
JOEY SANTANA does NOT SCREAM at the sight of BLOOD. JOEY SANTANA is a HARDENED VETERAN of the WASTES, and has seen some PRETTY MESSED UP STUFF.
However, he does have BADASS NINJA SKILLS.
You are Free, now what?
Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:00 AM
Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:37 AM
Well, SMART GUY, seeming that You are in the middle of a SPOOKY FOREST and You HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU ARE, that seems a LITTLE HARD.
But hey, You'll have a drink when You get out of this SPOOKY FOREST. Looking around, you notice the SUN is SETTING. It's about to get REAL.
No need. You got a PACK OF UNCLE JIM'S WASTELAND SMOKEROOS right here...
You LIGHT UP using your TRUSTY ZIPPO.
+10 Badass Wasteland Points
It's still getting DARK and you are still in the SPOOKY FOREST.
Let's try something productive, okay?
Edited by shade-of-black, 08 October 2010 - 09:00 AM.
Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:37 AM
We have established that is BLOOD, but You will play along anyway...
OH! JAM! YIPPEE!
You SKIP HAPPILY to the EAST in search of its source, leaving behind your CIGARETTE
You follow the TRAIL OF JAM to the EAST for 5 MINUTES before finding the VAGRANT who DUN GOOFED UP and dropped his JAM all over the TRAIL
Okay. Quite clearly not JAM. Time to SRS.
What are You gonna do?
Posted 08 October 2010 - 12:35 PM
Sh*t Just got REAL.
Posted 08 October 2010 - 03:22 PM
While your at it, TAKE the DOWNED SOLDIER'S HELMET.
Edited by *Jerry Man*, 08 October 2010 - 03:28 PM.
Posted 08 October 2010 - 10:36 PM
TAKE FALLEN SOLDIER'S BOOTS, simply because COMBAT BOOTS are win.
Edited by comando66, 08 October 2010 - 11:36 PM.
Posted 08 October 2010 - 11:36 PM
"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy." - Christopher Dawson
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