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#1 Kasab

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 09:48 PM

This is now the official Uncharted Topic.

Please guide new members to this topic if another Uncharted topic is made.



back in 2007 or so, some backwater developers made a game called Uncharted. It was pretty cool, so they made another one, which was so cool it temporarlity froze our minds with it's awesomeness. Hah, now I know no-one on this forum is a big Uncharted fan so I thought I'd introduce you to the third game in this criminally underappreciated series. Wouldn't it be nice if one of the mods became a fan of it? Maybe Wolfy; I'm sure she'd like Nathan Drake, the infuriatinly and smarmily witty protagonist of this fine series.

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Uncharted 3 will be set in the desert- we've done Far-Cry esque jungles, the snow capped mountains of Nepal and now we get desert. I know for one sand is really difficult to properly emulate, but this is Naughty Dog we're talking about.
Now, I don't even own a PS3, so why am I making a topic for it? To save all the fuss in the Bioware Title topic.
Discuss.

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 10:15 PM

Harrow, if it were anatomically possible, I would have your babies.

I actually have goose bumps I'm so excited now.

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 10:35 PM

inb4 Ocelot's rave.

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 10:42 PM



Not much, but there's some trailer.

Now, who wants to get on Vorg's good side and give him a PS3 for Christmas?

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 10:56 PM

hjba. kjai?

I cannot find the proper words, so I'll just post this link instead...

#6 Wiffleball

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 10:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv_-UDisPDI

Not much, but there's some trailer.

Now, who wants to get on Vorg's good side and give him a PS3 for Christmas?


I am chuffed to bits now.

If the rest of the music in that same genre/style, it'll outstrip the first two soundtracks by miles. Don't get me wrong, the first two soundtracks are some of my favorite game soundtracks, but this has wild exotic lone gunsliger feel too, the first two had a more tribal rythm to them.

I hope we get more than just that at the VGAs though.

EDIT: No idea is this is legit or not, I'm guessing no since it has a different (maybe earlier) subtitle.

EDIT2: Two more Articles.
And an Uncharted novel? OH MY GOD HELL YES!

#7 Michaelangelo

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 11:08 PM

EDIT: No idea is this is legit or not, I'm guessing no since it has a different (maybe earlier) subtitle.

O hai, Malcolm Reynolds.

Violence & Silence: It's important for all of us.

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#8 Maverick-Werewolf

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 11:09 PM

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excuse me must watch trailer in hd fullscreen bbl

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OMG HI NOLAN NORTH HIIIIIIIIIIII :wub:

EXCITEMENT

EXCUSE ME WHILE I PASS OUT

VGAs PLEASE COME SOONER

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 11:20 PM

ifj aoehnfk,adjfjeojfnalejfd

excuse me must watch trailer in hd fullscreen bbl

EDIT:
OMG HI NOLAN NORTH HIIIIIIIIIIII :wub:

EXCITEMENT

EXCUSE ME WHILE I PASS OUT

VGAs PLEASE COME SOONER



I'm recordind the VGAs.

... Twice.

I'll probably wactch them all three times that they air in my area, just so I can see the Uncharted trailer over and over again.

Wolfy: I think I feel a fraction of the excitment you did when you played the games for the first time. I'm sweating, I'm shivering, and about to dance to joy and scream. I take back every single negative thing I've said about Naughty Dog, Uncharted, or anything associated with them!

I'm on a huge coffee high to begin with, but I've never felt this jittery in a long time.

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#10 broons

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 11:28 PM

Okay, I don't get the "asfjhfiyeokhngiwantthissofrakingbadrigtehnowasdf" stuff. I only randomly hit keys when I'm upset and can't get my point across.

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 11:29 PM

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS SEXY HUNK OF A MAN.

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BADASS SCARF Y\Y?

THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF RUGGEDLY HANDSOME. NOW ALL I NEED IS TO HEAR HIS AMAZING VOICE ALONG WITH MORE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL IMAGERY.

FORGIVE MY CAPSLOCK, IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN TALK RIGHT NOW.

EDIT: IT'S CALLED KEYSMASHING, VORGY, IT MEANS YOU'RE RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED AND SWEATING AND SHAKING FROM HEAD TO TOE AND MAKING VARIOUS NOISES OF EXTREME ELATION AND GETTING YOUR SOCKS KNOCKED OFF BY AWESOMENESS AND NUMEROUS OTHER SYMPTOMS THAT NEED NOT EXPLAINING. I MAY HAVE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH, AND APPARENTLY IT'S INFECTIOUS SORRY IF I INFECT YOU BUT YOU SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY ANYWAY SO WHO CARES.

P.S. I ACTUALLY AM RATHER UPSET\WORRIED ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS I AM HEARING ABOUT THE STORY, BUT I WILL NOT WORRY AT ALL ABOUT THOSE THINGS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL BE SO AWESOME ANYWAY

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#12 Moonlight

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 11:36 PM

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

This is honestly some of the best news I've heard in ages. I honestly expected to be trolled coming into this thread, but oh god this is glorious. I don't care about the mind-numbingly stupid VGA nominations I'm more excited for them than I've ever been. I mean, freaking Uncharted 3.

EDIT: WOLFY'S MOOD IS LEGITMATELY INFECTIOUS. I NEED THIS GAME IN ME NOW

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 12:05 AM

EDIT: WOLFY'S MOOD IS LEGITMATELY INFECTIOUS. I NEED THIS GAME IN ME NOW

IKR. I NEEDED IT LAST YEAR WHEN I FINISHED UNCHARTED 2

SO SULLY WILL BE IN THIS ONE MORE? WELL THAT'S GOOD I SUPPOSE, HE WASN'T IN THE SECOND ONE MUCH AT ALL. NO MENTION OF ELENA, THOUGH? THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT?

I WONDER WHEN I WILL BE ABLE TO STOP TALKING IN CAPS. MAYBE IN A LITTLE WHILE.

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#14 Michaelangelo

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 12:36 AM

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS SEXY HUNK OF A MAN.

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BADASS SCARF Y\Y?

THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF RUGGEDLY HANDSOME. NOW ALL I NEED IS TO HEAR HIS AMAZING VOICE ALONG WITH MORE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL IMAGERY.

FORGIVE MY CAPSLOCK, IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN TALK RIGHT NOW.

EDIT: IT'S CALLED KEYSMASHING, VORGY, IT MEANS YOU'RE RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED AND SWEATING AND SHAKING FROM HEAD TO TOE AND MAKING VARIOUS NOISES OF EXTREME ELATION AND GETTING YOUR SOCKS KNOCKED OFF BY AWESOMENESS AND NUMEROUS OTHER SYMPTOMS THAT NEED NOT EXPLAINING. I MAY HAVE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH, AND APPARENTLY IT'S INFECTIOUS SORRY IF I INFECT YOU BUT YOU SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY ANYWAY SO WHO CARES.

P.S. I ACTUALLY AM RATHER UPSET\WORRIED ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS I AM HEARING ABOUT THE STORY, BUT I WILL NOT WORRY AT ALL ABOUT THOSE THINGS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL BE SO AWESOME ANYWAY

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Merry Christmas, Wolfy.

Edited by Michaelangelo, 09 December 2010 - 12:39 AM.

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#15 Hawk

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 01:15 AM

Well, this just made my life. :D

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#16 Fenris

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 01:35 AM

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS SEXY HUNK OF A MAN.

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

...I think i just had a small orgasm.

...And the gum I've been chewing on for the last hour suddenly tastes like rainbows and awesome sauce.

...And there's vast amounts of drool coming out of my mouth.

...And I'm somewhat sad because Chloe's probably not going to be in this game.

BUT I'M STILL GONNA SQUEE AND CRY AND TALK IN CAPS BECAUSE *THAT* IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR!

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 01:42 AM

DRAKE HAS A NEW HOLSTER AND BANOLIER (I''M OBSESSED WITH BANDOLIERS) AND AN OVERALL SEXY AS F*** OUTFIT! FENRIS, SMALL IS NOT AN APROPRIATE WORD HERE, AND I'M A GUY

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 02:34 AM

HARKEN TO ME FOR I BRING MORE PICTURES

WARNING: ACCORDING TO THE ASAA (AWESOME SAFETY ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA), THE LEVEL OF AWESOME CONTAINED IN THESE IMAGES MAY HAVE HARMFUL SIDE EFFECTS SUCH AS SQUEEING, DROOLING, SEIZURES, SEXUAL REACTIONS, MELTING, SOCK LOSS, AND MORE. PLEASE CONSULT YOUR AWESOME DOCTOR BEFORE VIEWING.

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BOX ART, ANYONE?

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(EXCUSE ME WHILE I CHANGE AVATARS AGAIN)

ALSO HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT DRAKE'S CHIN GETS BIGGER\WIDER IN EACH GAME? BY THAT I MEAN LIKE HIS CHIN WAS POINTIER IN THE FIRST GAME, LESS POINTY IN THE SECOND, AND NOW IT'S NOT POINTY MUCH AT ALL.

ALSO (ALSO) BOX ART IS RIDICULOUSLY SEXY, SORRY FOR OVERUSING THAT WORD

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#19 Wiffleball

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 02:43 AM

DID YOU JUST RAID MY PROFILE? I JUST PUT THOSE UP LIKE A TEN MINUTES AGO.

WTF IS I 3D GAME STUFF I'M HEARING? I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE WEAR 3D GLASSES WHILE PLAYING THIS.

EDIT: I THINK I SEE A DIFFERENT GUN IN THAT HOLSTER. THIS JUST KEPS GETTING MORE ORGASMICALLY AWESOME.

#20 broons

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 02:48 AM

EDIT: I THINK I SEE A DIFFERENT GUN IN THAT HOLSTER. THIS JUST KEPS GETTING MORE ORGASMICALLY AWESOME.

The butt and the bottom of the mag makes me think M92F.

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