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#440488 Werewolf's Art

Posted by Fenris on 22 March 2015 - 02:46 PM

I urge you to finish that last one sometime, coz even in its WIP state you managed to portray some genuine feels. Keep up the good work! :D

#439916 Scorp's Art & Writing

Posted by Fenris on 11 March 2015 - 04:29 PM

That Werewolf is sexy and I would like to give her flowers.



#409702 The Old Crone

Posted by Fenris on 25 July 2013 - 02:10 PM



The old town of Helmsvåg

along the coast it lay

Fishermen fishing, farmers farming,

It was just another day


The hustle and bustle of Northmen and women

as they go about on their daily chores

Their children all eager to run and play

Yes, they will soon spring from the doors.


A fair young maiden with golden hair

sows with a blush on her cheeks

For soon the young man, the love of her life

Will come for the first time in weeks.


O, it was just another day, everything was droll

The sun shone upon this coastal town.

But black birds came and perched, from near and afar

And the old men would look up and frown.


Nighttime came for Northrim now

and wrapped it in darkness and mist

The maiden in bed, she shivered with dread

Even as her lover she kissed.


The guard of the night, he was cold to the bone

Though why, he could not say

But he peered nonetheless through the black

At the figure that was coming his way.


A woman it was, he would soon realize

As he walked up and brought his torch close

A hunched old hag, cloaked all in black

Though where she was from, who knows


"It is late, old crone, and cold as Skadi's breath"

The guard said and smiled a wide smile

"Surely your bones need a warm, comfy bed.

You should rest at the inn for a while."


The Crone smiled back, three teeth in her mouth

she was carrying a broom and a rake.

She walked on her way, and the guard scratched his head

Before his spine would once again quake


In the darkness of night, the Crone watched the doors

And considered things for some time

Then she picked out her broom, with wrinkled old hands

And started to sweep the town's grime


Morning came for Northrim now

and the sun swept away all the chill

But the town of Helmsvåg had lost all its life

and the lovers were in their bed still


Man, woman and child, all were they dead

Their last hours spent in sickness and pain

Unknowing of what had happened 

Unknowing of what was their bane


So see you the crows with the blood-red eyes

You should kiss your loved ones goodbye

For unless the old crone sweeps the road with her rake

You are all going to die.

#360524 Skyrim: I want to be a dragon

Posted by Fenris on 25 February 2012 - 07:56 PM

He puts a bucket over their heads.

#359204 Official Wulfgard Q&A Topic

Posted by Fenris on 18 February 2012 - 01:06 AM

What is the ideal water temperature for legionaries in Deltalund to wash their underwear?

#359201 My Little Pony (Season 7 and a movie!)

Posted by Fenris on 18 February 2012 - 12:56 AM

Good god, I don't think I've ever grinned for 22 minutes straight before. I'm either being slowly brainwashed, or this show is just getting better and better. Probably both.

#357925 My Little Pony (Season 7 and a movie!)

Posted by Fenris on 10 February 2012 - 10:28 PM

This episode was so dumb it was awesome, and I couldn't help but grin like an idiot at the end.

#357565 Skyrim Minifigs

Posted by Fenris on 08 February 2012 - 04:25 PM

Great job, Scorpy. I'm afraid I've become tired of playing the game, but these decals sparked some interest again nonetheless.

I think Aela's ridiculous outfit (Ancient Nord Armor) is half the reason she's so popular.

*ahem* You are mistaken, my good arachnid. The sole reason, or what *should* be the sole reason, for Aela's popularity, is the fact that she is voiced by Claudia Christian, otherwise known as Commander Susan Ivanova from Babylon 5.
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Now that is one sexy lady. The character's outfit? Bah!

#354596 My Little Pony (Season 7 and a movie!)

Posted by Fenris on 21 January 2012 - 03:38 AM

Am I the only one who thought giving Derpy a whole scene with dialogue took away a lot of her character's charm?

#354564 My Little Pony (Season 7 and a movie!)

Posted by Fenris on 20 January 2012 - 11:33 PM

Everypony is best pony.

And this episode is best episode.

#352024 Skyrim LEGO Question

Posted by Fenris on 09 January 2012 - 03:25 AM

Don't push me, Fenny.

I will end you.

Come at me bro.

You can't touch my swag.

#352005 Skyrim LEGO Question

Posted by Fenris on 09 January 2012 - 02:25 AM

I would like to see the guy with the arrow in the knee.

#350473 Skyrim: I want to be a dragon

Posted by Fenris on 31 December 2011 - 02:42 AM

So yeah, I met a thief on the road today. He was wearing glass armor.

The moment I've dreaded ever since I got the game, has come.

#350467 The Wulfgard CYOA

Posted by Fenris on 31 December 2011 - 01:57 AM


#348860 The Wulfgard CYOA

Posted by Fenris on 21 December 2011 - 11:29 PM