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Therm Scissorpunch: A Star Wars Story

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When Rey wondered what she should tell Finn, what did Chewie suggest?

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#2101 Randomman96


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Posted 09 April 2018 - 08:29 AM

I think this movie looks pretty cool you guys. I liked the part where he said he had a good feeling about this :P





#2102 Ocelot



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Posted 09 April 2018 - 09:54 PM


#2103 Phaedrus


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Posted 09 April 2018 - 11:12 PM


Ah man, ya had me going there. I really thought it was Jedi Master Yarael Poof...

#2104 Florent


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:10 AM

I got it wrong and now I feel like a sleazebaganno


#2105 Ocelot



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Posted 13 April 2018 - 11:01 PM

Attention all: this thread is now about your new favourite Star Wars character:




Please cease all unnecessary talk about other Star Wars characters and storylines immediately. All SSLF members should familiarise themselves with Therm Scissorpunch's Wookieepedia article.


At some point, Scissorpunch sat at a gambling table next to the famous smuggler Lando Calrissian.


#2106 Lord_Capulet


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Posted 15 April 2018 - 08:21 PM

Egads, you're right, Ocelot!  I haven't seen a character this critical to both lore and marketing since Orrimarko's pruny face first appeared!  Hopefully this guy is here to do more than fix the copier.  (That's a reference to Robot Chicken, only look that up if you're old enough. Yes, that means you.)


The next question is, what critical role will the mighty Therm Scissorpunch take in the Star Wars universe?  Comic relief?  An epic fight scene?  BOTH?!?  Only time will tell, but with a name that epic, I have only the highest hopes for this character.



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