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#81 gunnery sergeant marine

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 06:19 AM

KILL THE RATS and skin them so you can eat them.

#82 Harry Monster Princess

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:46 AM

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>Tell FILTHY FRED if he swears a LIFE DEBT to you you will free him.

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#83 Jociva Flcol

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 10:54 AM

Go EAST to get a JOB.

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#84 Princess Bacon

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 12:44 PM

I can repeat my suggestion form the last action can't I?
Yes, you can. - Scorp

Being none too birght, you decide to report yourself to The Inquisition as a witch.
After all, you just hypnotised/cast a spell on a poor, helpless guard.

#85 Proxyclaw

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 09:06 PM

THROW PUMPKIN into WELL

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#86 ScorpionSlayer

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Posted 15 October 2010 - 12:23 AM

Go and find the actors and as an audition show them your famous duck impresion.

#87 Kikayoaka

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Posted 16 October 2010 - 04:50 AM

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Seduce SELF.

#88 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 16 October 2010 - 11:03 PM

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#89 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 03:19 AM

You curse your SLOW PROCESSOR.

HAWK> Seduce DOG

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The DOG is not impressed.

You inspect the DOG. It is your family's DOG, KILLER. He was very poorly named, for he is actually quite lazy.

You might be able to get him to follow you if you had some FOOD.

LIGHTNING-BOLT> GO SOUTH to TOWN SQ to find ACTORS

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You arrive in the TOWN SQUARE. A little further SOUTH is the MARKET and GUARD TOWER.

You look around and see the ETHAN'S ROOST, the local INN. In front of it sits another GUARD.

Under a TREE stands HOWARD, the TOWN CRIER, known for his extremely loud voice. He might know some gossip. And HUNCHBACK HARRY seems to have followed you around behind the SMITHY. There is also a huge imposing ARMORED WAGON in the middle of the road. It and its driver are emblazoned with the same strange symbol that was on the INQUISITOR AD that the GUARD read to you.

Beside the INN is a makeshift STAGE. There are a pair of ACTORS watching auditions there. You could audition for a part as well, though you are not sure how your FATHER would feel about you becoming an actor. They are not much higher than prostitutes in the eyes of much of society. Certainly no one would expect an actor to become fabulously wealthy, give to charities, run for political offices, or negotiate for world peace. The very idea is laughable.

But then, you're not sure if you want to do any of those things anyway, so you approach the strange MASKED LADY.

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She greets you warmly. "Hello young lady! If you're here for the AUDITIONS, we have three parts still available: the ABUSED FARMGIRL, the FOOLISH PRINCESS, or the LOVELY ASSASSIN. Just let me know which you'd like to try for."

You may pick a role for which to audition, or continue to explore the area.

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#90 Moonlight

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 03:28 AM

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Choose LOVELY ASSASSIN.

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#91 The Tamer

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 03:29 AM

Try out for the ABUSED FARMGIRL ROLE.

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#92 Jlblue

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 03:36 AM

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Talk to the DRIVER of the IMPOSING IRON WAGON.

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#93 Proxyclaw

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 03:38 AM

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That HUNCH is full of MAGIC. TURN HUNCHBACK HARRY in to the INQUISITOR.

There's a difference between "oddness" and brainless, mindscrewing confusion.


#94 Maverick-Werewolf

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 03:38 AM

((Fine, I'll do the only one left, then! :P ))

Choose FOOLISH PRINCESS.

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#95 gunnery sergeant marine

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 05:33 AM

Say "ha ha ha" and ask which one pays the most.

#96 Hawk

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 05:52 AM

The scent of VEGGIES that had been thrown at the STAGE fills your nostrils. Leave stage and ask HOWARD for local gossip about the LOCALS.

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#97 Harry Monster Princess

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 05:54 AM

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>Ask HUNCHBACK HARRY why he has a pumpkin stuffed into the back of his shirt

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#98 Trik Toral

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 06:04 AM

SEDUCE GUARD
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#99 unbrokencaboose

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 06:54 AM

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leave and coninue exploring stop and consider prostitution?
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#100 Kikayoaka

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Posted 17 October 2010 - 07:27 AM

Steal MASK




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