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#1 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:38 PM

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NOTE: Please post suggested actions ONLY in this thread. For talking about the CYOA at your leisure, go to the Discussion Topic.

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1: Look at the image and read the description.

2: Post a suggested action AND/OR vote on an action someone else has suggested by pressing the GREEN PLUS BUTTON Posted Image at the lower right corner of their post.

3: The suggestion with the most up-votes will be the action our hero takes (though I claim the right to pick a different one if I have a really good reason to).

And that's it!

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You are a YOUNG PEASANT in the village of STONEBRIDGE. You have just reached the age of 16 YEARS OLD, and your parents have recently finished scolding you for squandering the first 2 years of your adult life loafing about. They have sent you to get a JOB.

But before we get to any of that, you need a NAME and a FACE.

Please fill in the following parameters:
NAME:
GENDER:
HAIR COLOR:
EYE COLOR:
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: (if any)

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#2 Aerion

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 08:54 PM

NAME: Johnathan the awesome.
GENDER: Male
HAIR COLOR: Black
EYE COLOR: brown
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: Badass black eyepatch.

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#3 Jlblue

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:04 PM

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NAME: Catherine.
GENDER: Female.
HAIR COLOR: Red.
EYE COLOR: Green.
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: Adorable freckles.

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#4 Dr. Dood von Doodstormer

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:19 PM

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NAME: LON QUILLOW
GENDER: MALE
HAIR COLOR: STRAW BLONDE
EYE COLOR: GREEN
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: LON is distinguishable from the other PEASANTS for his SHORTNESS, which results in many AWKWARD SITUATIONS when he tries to do work that requires at least some degree of tallness.

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#5 Rickard the Bearded

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:25 PM

NAME: BOB MACLEOD
GENDER: MALE
HAIR COLOR: BLOND
EYE COLOR: BLUE
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: A BIRTHMARK IN THE SHAPE OF A CROWN on his palm. Neither of his PARENTS have a BIRTHMARK IN THE SHAPE OF A CROWN, as only the LONG LOST ROYAL FAMILY ave been recorded having a BIRTHMARK IN THE SHAPE OF A CROWN. Naturally, this means BOB MACLEOD may have inherited it from his inbred uncle, MAGARAT.

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 12:47 AM

NAME:Jon Ranconsson
GENDER: Male
HAIR COLOR: Turd Brown
EYE COLOR: Bright Green to stare at your soul...
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: He has a face.
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#7 Azoth

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 01:17 AM

NAME: Teddy
GENDER: Male
HAIR COLOR: Black
EYE COLOR: Gray
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: Missing an arm, with thick, mid-length hair. Clean-shaven.

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#8 Lightning Bolt

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 01:24 AM

NAME: Soloman Santiago
GENDER: Male
HAIR COLOR: Dark brown
EYE COLOR: Blue-gray
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: A clean stubble at the bottom of his chin, giving him the look of a youth, and rather messy long hair, perhaps kept in a braid, or uses a headband (purple)

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#9 Trik Toral

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 02:10 AM

NAME:Brokslin Rangerson
GENDER:Male
HAIR COLOR:Brown
EYE COLOR: Grey
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: He has thick brown stubble and squinty eyes
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#10 Zaan Deboix

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 03:40 AM

Name: Iate Urface
Gender: Male
Hair Color: White
Eye Color: Like 'ice;' color in halo reach
D. Features: Massive mucles ripple with power every time Urface moves. His physique is the epitome of fear, and shows that he is capable of mass destruction.
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#11 Ronstanator

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 04:25 AM

Name: Zedock Mannerings
Gender: Male
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Hard to tell. Looks like hazel at first glance, but also some blue and grey in there.
Distinguishing physical/facial features: Trying to grow stubble, but not really working. ACNE: the bane of all mucky teenage peasants.
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#12 Yava

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 04:34 AM

Name:Jocque Hale
Gender:Male
Hair Color:Red
Eye Color:Green
Distinguishing physical/facial features: Small goatee, small amount of acne, freckles

#13 Stylus

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 04:40 AM

NAME: Frank
GENDER: Female (why not?)
HAIR COLOR: Blue ('cause you've gotta have blue hair.)
EYE COLOR: Gray
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: Redonkulously skinny. As in, no room for internal organs skinny.
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius

#14 Evil Eye Guy

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 05:05 AM

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NAME: RUSTICUS
GENDER: MALE
HAIR COLOR: FILTHY BROWN
EYE COLOR: HAZEL
DISTINGUISHING PHYSICAL/FACIAL FEATURES: A COMMON, STUPID, PEASANT with no hope for a better life in seemingly all regards. However, his mother recently revealed to him that he is infact the son of LORD SURADO OF NAWN-KUNSENT! Though true, she refrained from also informing him of the many, many HALF-SIBLINGS he had in the surrounding villages. This knowledge has filled him with a very unpeasent like zeal to make full use of the privileges his noble birth afforded him; such as TRAVEL, BATHING, and a life beyond solely UNENDING TOIL.

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#15 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 07:10 AM

Finally! :P Jlblue wins. Preparing post...

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#16 Saber-Scorpion

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 08:07 AM

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Your name is CATHERINE SWEEPSTER. Your surname is derived from your father's esteemed profession.

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It is MORNING in the village of STONEBRIDGE. Behind you stands the HOME of your family of six. It's... snug. Your parents have locked you out until you find a JOB. The family's dog named KILLER lies asleep outside.

To your left stands the JOB ADS BOARD beside the village's main WELL.

In front of you, a GUARD sits asleep near a PRISONER being publicly humiliated in the STOCKS. You know him to be FILTHY FRED the FARMHAND, who was arrested for 'buggering a goose.' Your parents would not tell you what that means.

To your right is the village SMITHY, with the VILLAGE IDIOT standing next to it, a man called HUNCHBACK HARRY. It is perfectly legal and socially acceptable to jeer at him and pelt him with food. In fact, this is how he gets his meals.

The road heads NORTH toward the village's namesake bridge leading toward Illikon, WEST out of town toward the Imperial highway, EAST to the STABLES and INN, or SOUTH to the TOWN SQUARE and MARKET.

Your INVENTORY (INV) consists of: 1 dull CHEESE KNIFE, 2 Asses (Imperial copper coins, not donkeys or bottoms)

So... what do you do?

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#17 Dr. Dood von Doodstormer

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 08:17 AM

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ASK GUARD about JOB OPENINGS. Being a GUARD has got to be more exciting than anything the BOARD may suggest.

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 08:28 AM

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EXAMINE JOB ADS BOARD.

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 08:28 AM

Throw PUMKIN at HUNCHBACK HARRY. HARRY looks like he could use a MEAL. After giving HUNCHBACK HARRY his FOOD, go to the WURK BOARD, but be careful not to fall in the WELL. Once you find a JOB you like, throw your ASSES in the WELL for GOOD LUCK

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#20 Sir_Muffonious

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Posted 09 October 2010 - 08:38 AM

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BUGGER KILLER

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