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#781 Ocelot

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Posted 23 August 2017 - 10:10 PM

There's a teaser for the Netflix Punisher series:

 

 

btw, did anyone watch The Defenders? It's the big crossover series with Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage and Iron Fist, and it came out a few days ago, and boy it was quite poor. Easily the worst of all the Marvel Netflix shows I've seen so far (I didn't watch the Iron Fist solo show). Sigourney Weaver plays the most cliche villain you've ever seen, a snooty woman who appreciates the finer things in life, as demonstrated when she has a literal string quartet play classical music for her, and then again when her assistant walks up to complement her on her amazing taste in classical music just in case you didn't get it. In one of the later episodes she tells Iron Fist, "We're not so different, you and I", and then the very next episode a different character says the same line, also to Iron Fist.

 

The icing on the cake is that all the fight scenes are your standard incoherent strings of split-second shots of two figures in black clothes flailing at eachother in the darkness to a soundtrack of biffs. There are so many of them, and they're all so rubbish it's just exhausting. Iron Fist doesn't even know kung fu; any time he has to get into a fighting stance he just puts up his dukes and hops from side to side mean-muggin'.

 

So I don't know what to expect from a Punisher series any more. The Marvel Netflix shows were pretty reliable for having a good first few episodes and then falling apart towards the end, but it seems like Iron Fist was awful all the way through and Defenders was just perfectly mediocre. I really like Jon Bernthal as the Punisher, but at this point that's no guarantee of a good show.



#782 Ocelot

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 11:47 PM

BEEP BEEP: Your John Wick 3 update is here:

 

John Wick 3 will come out on May 19th 2017

 

That is all. Enjoy this gif of Keanu killing people:

 

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#783 Randomman96

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 01:03 AM

 

 

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I'm sorry, I didn't realize the studio making the third John Wick movie had access to a time machine, Ocelot.

 

 

 

/sarcasm.

 

For those that don't click the link, the correct date is May 17th 2019.


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#784 Ocelot

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 03:12 AM

I apologise profusely, and offer some supplementary gifs of Keanu killing people to make up for this grievous error in your John Wick 3 update schedule:

 

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#785 Ocelot

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 11:04 PM

 

It's like they spliced Nu Tomb Raider with the Angelina Jolie movies, somehow. I don't know, I'll probably watch it one day. Looks kind of... bad, but also fine? Certainly seems to have more personality than that Assassin's Creed movie, at least. Or, y'know, the actual game this movie is based on. Alicia Vikander didn't even exasperatedly tell us "I'VE GOT TO _____".

 

The real story here is Alicia Vikander's bod, though:

 

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Are you seeing that tricep horseshoe?

 

EDIT - Full Punisher trailer:

 

 

HE'S JOHN WICKING!

 

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#786 Ocelot

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 11:54 PM

I heard you guys like sequels to bad movies:

 

 

Transformers 7: Johnny Boyg's Ill-Advised Moustache Edition is coming out next year, I guess.

 

EDIT - Yo, I heard you guys like sequels to bad movies:

 

 

EDIT - Yo I heard you guys like sequels to bad seasons of TV shows:

 



#787 broons

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 04:37 PM

Yeah but Pacific Rim was a great movie.

I'm so disappointed in Ocelot's taste lately.

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#788 Dalton Westmoore

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 07:55 PM

I heard you guys like sequels to bad movies:

 

 

Transformers 7: Johnny Boyg's Ill-Advised Moustache Edition is coming out next year, I guess.

 

More like a Bad Sequel to a Good Movie. :P

 

But I've still got hope that it'll be at least as 'meh' as the first one

 

Wait, that's a mustache? I just assumed that John Boyg accidentally smeared some ink on his face.



#789 Sir_Muffonious

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 11:10 AM

Pacific Rim was so bad.

 

At least they found a more charismatic actor to play the lead.

 

And uh, the guy who runs the Daredevil Netflix show to direct.

 

lol


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